Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The Comely Kapitalist

On the draw's first glance, it looked awful for Maria Sharapova. An athlete on the wrong side of 30 playing her first grand slam match in 19 months against the #2 seed. And then the wily Sharapova took her controversial wild card and turned it into a New York moment, prime-time entertainment for the gilded plutocrats of Gotham.

She is the merger of substance and style, a red-meat capitalist who carries the Olympic flag for Mother Russia. One cannot be blamed for forgetting her athletic prowess; she spent the last couple of years in sports purgatory, desperate to remain significant, posting pictures of herself at Harvard Business School during her hiatus. Her speech reveals not a trace of her native Russian accent, a language she exchanged for English at age seven at Bollietieri's in Florida. Yet it was the drug of choice for Russian athletes, Meldonium, that nearly brought her career to a car-wreck of a close. And then came Monday night.

Conditions were perfect: despite being the number two seed, Simona Halep was facing a crisis in confidence and was winless against the six foot slugger. The late Bud Collins referred to Bjorn Borg as the "Angelic Assassin," but that moniker might have been better spent on Sharapova. In a match worthy of a major final in terms of theater, Sharapova toyed with Halep and then dispatched her in prime time. In a single match, 19 months of doubt, and even worse for the marketing-mad Sharapova, irrelevance, had been thrown aside like last year's fashions.

The prevailing question in the gleeful celebration, was how much of her post-match joy was genuine? The brand force that is Maria Sharapova, the woman who temporarily changed her name to "Sugarpova" in New York during the U.S. Open fortnight, appeared to cry into her hands after match point.
Sugarpova
But when it came to sharing her thoughts with the public, she spewed copy straight from her publicist. Tom Rinaldi asked her about the low points during her time off, and she volleyed it away.  "I don't think this is the time to talk about that." The ice maiden (thanks for the loan Chrissy) proceeded to reference her dress maker and finished the interview with stale propaganda, and then spoke of herself in the third person: "It's prime time baby...this girl has a lot of grit and she's not going anywhere."
Big moment in a little black dress
21st century athletes are often criticized about being more concerned with building their personal brand than about competing. Sharapova has mastered the former, and for one night at least, showed she could embrace the latter. It was the perfect stage for this unimaginable comeback moment, under the hot lights of Arthur Ashe where she is a perfect 18 and 0, the  return of Sharapova, the Russian-born Kapitalist providing roaring entertainment for the scions of Goldman Sachs. A six foot maiden with broad shoulders, crammed into a little black dress, sending everyone home with a story tell and a brand to sell. Maria Sharapova, New York's adopted Devushka.




Monday, August 14, 2017

Return of Super Sunday

Field of Dreams
Shortly after 10 a.m. on the first Sunday in August, a stiff north wind buffeted Mountainy Pond. Nevertheless, three double-ended rowboats pounded through the whitecaps from the South end of the lake: Herder, Sargent and Rappleye vessels, all identifiable by their respective camp colors. They all dipped their oars with determination in their quest to arrive in time for the opening act of the grand renaissance of Mountainy Pond Clubhouse Tennis.

After some well-intentioned gerrymandering, the doubles brackets were finally set for the 2017 Lacy Seabrook Memorial tennis tournament. Sixteen players representing eight camps and the club staff, all vied for the prestigious prize—one of Lacy Seabrook's original MPC tennis caps from days of yore.

Approximately 200 man-hours went into the reconstruction of the court, selfless acts from unsuspecting campers hiking by who volunteered to hack away at the relentless vegetation on the north sidelines. Willard Rappleye III's vision of bird netting to prevent errant shots from disappearing into the woods was fully realized; and young Abigail collected a full two bits for pocketing on-court pebbles; ten to a penny was the market value for those pesky micro-boulders.
Bill, Abigail and Mike Perfecting the Rectangle
The first match, between the Page camp (Sarah and Liam) versus the Herders (Nancy and Ned), before an overflow crowd on the newly constructed spectator bench, provided the lion's share of the drama. The Herders prevailed in the 22-20 overtime thriller in this adaptation of tennis that included no serving. Miraculously, the staple of Mountainy tennis circa A.D. 2000—the maddening erratic bounce—was no longer a factor. This was a game for baseliners and volleyers alike, as the teams thrived on the clay composite for three hours, as teams were systematically whittled away.

When the brick dust finally settled, Rex Lalire and Randall Seabrook were the last players standing, the champions of this woodsy tennis rebirth. Their commute was a casual walk through the woods to the Schillinger camp, where they donned Lacy Seabrook's half-century old official Mountainy Pond Tennis Club caps, fitting crowns for this long overdue event.

The formula for everlasting joy from this clay rectangle is simple: Play, Sweep, Repeat.

Unsung hero Ben getting it just right!

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Participants:
Plimpton Camp: Michiko
Sargent Camp: Hale
Russell Camp: Madi
Schullinger Camp: Randall
Nettleton Camp: Rex
Page Camp: Liam, Sarah
Miller Camp: Jared Mauch (Digital media mgr., Grounds waterer)
Rappleyes: Bill, Tim, Amy MacKay, Georgia, Anika, Layla, Karma (photojournalist)
Camp: Ben, Abigail (pebble manager) and exec. groundskeeper Mike Tardif

Clay clusters: Harbinger during the first warmup when Ned Herder blasted a ball 20 feet over the east end bird netting. The woods smiled as the ball hit a medium width pine tree deep in the forest and it miraculously kicked back onto the court... a gentle rain fell the night before the championship, tamping down the dust and prepping the court for a final roll...Michiko Plimpton brought a large contingent of Japanese spectators for her opening match against top-seeded Seabrook-Lalire, giving the tournament a global presence...College players from Trinity (Page camp) and Denison (Seabrook) helped pound the court into shape days before the official tournament...former ESPN broadcast star Bill Patrick, the third clay-digger in bug-infested June, sampled the court's infrastructure on his second swing, getting tangled in the bird netting like a scene out of spider man. No highlights available for SportsCenter, alas... Octogenarian Lee Herder blessed the return of the spectator bench, reminiscing about her tennis past from the newly sanded bench, but declined to enter the competition... Kudos to the camps of the tennis committee: Seabrook, Plimpton, and Nettleton, who covered the cost of new infrastructure. Keep any eye on this page for notices for the 2018 tournament!

Friday, June 16, 2017

Seamus Meets Mr. Quill

It's Memorial Day Weekend, and Amy and I are entertaining my best friends from Chicago, college roomie Mike Brennan and his fiance Karen. They have both been won over by the domestic charms of Seamus, how he greets their every arrival with a full doggy wiggle and a ferocious wag of his muscular tail.

We are lucky enough to have commandeered my mother-in-law's lake house on fabulous Crystal Lake, and Mike, a lover of the opposite coast of Lake Michigan, has brought his paddle board. It is our first real day of spring's sunny glory, and I get my chance on the board, out on nine-mile long Crystal Lake, only a half mile inland from its immense big brother.

Seamus is curious as Mike hands the board off to me, and simply hates being left behind. We hear his toenails on the aluminum dock, and he wanders up to me as I prepare to board. I know that somewhere in Seamus' bio he has a history of traveling in water, so what the heck, Mike and I give it a shot, coaxing the versatile hound onto the board. Next thing you know...
Helluva First Mate
Holy jumpin, that dog is OK! Team Brennan is in love with his canine host, and I must admit, he's surprised us once again. We had a great time exploring the shallow waters. Next stop, the Big Beach down in Elberta.

It's a sun-drenched fresh-water paradise down on Lake Michigan. It's hard to tell what is the more magnificent shade of blue, the water or the sky. That blessed glacier from 10,000 years ago did a helluva job dumping megatons of sand to create the phenomenal beaches in northwest Michigan. The place is nearly deserted, and I shed most my clothes and dive into the chilly turquoise to frolic with Seamus. I mistakenly wonder what could possible go wrong, and then I recognize a real-life movie scene starting to play out that is part Hitchcock, part Spielberg.
Beach Day Gone Wrong?

Another tiny nuclear family (I'm pretty sure they were Indian with a good command of English) are sharing this desolate paradise, 100 yards to the north. Two young parents with a cute seven-year-old daughter, accompanied by a yappy miniature dog. We did our best to avoid them, and clearly expressed to them that our dog is not good with others.

So as Seamus and I minded our own business, playing ball in the surf, the little dog comes down the beach, eager for a confrontation. Bad Idea. The young girl, not the parents, follows, but the little yapper is expanding its lead. He is determined to meet his maker.

I am waist-deep in water, and am slow to react. I'm watching the scene play out, and somehow remember the impeccable lighting. If this were in theaters, the theme from Jaws would be building to a crescendo. Fortunately, Amy has great maternal instincts, and I see her move towards the impending confrontation, I'm still unsure how this is going to play out.

Seamus has lost interest in our game of catch, and gets out of the water, ball still in mouth, eyes narrowing. Our guests start shouting out warnings to the girl, whose only reply is that her dog is feisty, or words to that effect. Her puffball has closed with 15 feet of Seamus, looking to dance. Seamus drops the tennis ball, clearing his prodigious jaws for action. Uh-oh. Maybe this is going to turn all Quentin Tarantino.

Suddenly Amy, her survival instincts operating at full throttle (or maybe it's a flashback from her former life as an attorney who owned a violent dog) jumps into the fray. She delivers a line for the ages to the naive girl in black curls. "MY DOG IS GOING TO EAT YOUR DOG!" Everyone gets out of their trance, dogs are diverted, and no blood is spilt. To me and Amy, it was not difficult to foresee the alternative ending to this mini-drama. But fortunately, that ending never played out.
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It's the end of the glorious long weekend, and four humans and a dog are taking a sentimental hike up the hill between Crystal Lake and Lake Michigan on this sun-splashed Memorial Day. Amy has planted a tree 23 years ago at the crest of the hill to honor her late brother John, and we quietly admire and appreciate the growth of the red-leaf maple in full bloom. Seamus is off the leash, and once again, he bolts after the scent of an unidentified wild mammal.

Oh for an Opposable Thumb!

Our first reaction is to let him run off all that steam, because he's not going to catch a deer, is he? And the two women head the half mile back down the hill toward the house. Mike and I decide to try tracking our little wild man, just so we don't have to waste half a day waiting for Seamus to reappear. Amy holds off, and surveys the partially wooded landscape. After fifteen minutes of fruitless scrambling through the woods, I return to the clearing and the red maple, when Amy shouts to me that she saw something brown darting 100 yards in another direction. I break into a run through moderate brush, and hear a muted bark. It sounds like Seamus, but it is traced with what sounds like doggy despair. I pick up the pace.

As I close in, I hear thrashing and squealing, and a minute later I discover what looks like an eight-foot pugil ring. Seamus is barking in anguish, and I can only see his backside. I figure he's got some animal cornered, maybe a porcupine like the one he scared into a dead tree stump the week before. Then the full, gory scene reveals itself. Seamus is in a death match with Mr. Porky Q. Pine, the Q standing for Quill of course. It's straight out of National Geographic's X-rated stash: Seamus looking like he's got a Santa Claus beard full of Mr. Pine's quills, yelping in pain, but his jaws of death have latched on the to unlucky critter, and he's in full neck-snap mode. I'm pretty sure I see the life leaking out of ol' Porky Pine, blood seeping from his neck.

Once again, I use my boots to separate to combatants, Seamus is mad with both both blood-lust and confused pain. I leash him up and muscle him back to the path on a forced march, trying to keep him from pawing at the quills in his snout, on his tongue and in the roof of his mouth. It's a mad rush the mile back to the house, and the four adults reconvene as I pass them, their mouths agape. Karen from Chicago has the phone and the wherewithal to search for available vets on Memorial Day. Our only option is a 50-minute drive to Traverse City. Amy and I nearly burst our lungs as we jog/sprint home, grab our stuff and blow out of Benzie. On the way out of Frankfort we slow for Mike and Karen with our windows down to say a hurried goodbye. Mike leaves us with a final shouted alert, "Tape his paws together to keep him from scratching... and then we are out of earshot.

I check the rearview and see blood on the headrest of the back seat. Amy climbs over and tries to comfort the crazed canine. I take another look minutes later and am caught off guard by the surreal bearded hound that fills the 2x6 inch screen. This is wild programming I gotta say. We get to the animal hospital in record time.
Ouch Babe
At 11 a.m. we drag Seamus into the vets E-Room, and he goes right to the head of the line; the entire waiting room stares in wonder. "This is one of the worst cases we've ever seen," said the attending nurse, "but it's not the very worst." I guess we took some comfort from that. Minutes later Seamus went under full anesthesia and the docs went to work de-quilling what we thought were 500 quills (I took the over on this estimate). Amy and I shuffled two doors down, and power down some Cerveza's at a Tex-Mex joint, trying to calm our nerves. We discussed some crucial intel that we gleaned from the waiting room: One of the animal owners waiting in the lobby volunteered that he had a dog that also had a penchant for porcupines, and that no matter how many times he got quilled up, he kept coming back for more. Amy and I nodded, other than swimming at the beach and spinning figure-eights in our back yard, Seamus was now relegated to the leash.

Staple Center
Poor pooch was woozy when we picked him up, with three metal staples in his cheek from some serious digging. A few hours later Seamus was stationed back in front of our big front window, yearning to snag a pesky chipmunk.  

The post-script to this story was Seamus' next trip to the Lake House a week later. Amy was walking the muscular fellow (on a leash!) down the coast road and happened by the trailhead up to the red maple. He sat down at the entrance and refused to budge. That crazy critter had blood lust again, and we're pretty sure he wanted to dash up the hill and finish the job on Mister Porky Quill Pine.


    

Honeymoon with Seamus

Amy and I eloped a week after meeting Seamus. Out on a frozen beach on the northwest corner of Michigan's lower peninsula, Benzie county, the sand capital of the United States (my designation, and I'll swear to it.) Thirty degrees, forty MPH gusts, Seamus a dutiful witness along with a half dozen hearty souls. We left him in the car during the small celebration at the brew pub, and he endured it like a champ.

Southern gent adapts to ice n snow
Seamus is, first and foremost, an athlete. He gets up every morning and does his yoga stretches, a classic downward and upward dog. We fenced in our back yard for him, and if spends a day without enough exercise, he will sprint figure-eights in our fifty-foot back yard. If I need the workout, I'll go out and try and simply tag him on the way by. He throws head fakes and body feints to elude me. I remain in awe of his muscularity and fine muscle body control. Seamus likes taking tennis balls and jamming them into his back molars. He gnaws repeatedly until he splits the ball. Good jaw exercise, and fights plaque as well. We've been given "unbreakable" dog gifts that requires Seamus half a day before the bacl lawn is littered with synthetic stuffing. He can hold his bladder for 12 hours at a time, and when he does pee, it's often while surveys the terrain, in full pointer mode. As a guy who's spent much of my life covering athletes, I recognize physical greatness, and he's it.

So out in Benzie county, Amy and I take Wonderdog for a walk to Lake Michigan through half a mile of scrubby woods, the highlight of our one-day honeymoon. Seamus is behaving well; there are no other dogs in sight, so we let him off the leash. The experiment works splendidly, at least in the early stages. Seamus runs 100 feet off the trail, and then circles back to the masters who feed him. Then as we approach the rolling dunes a couple hundred yards from the surf, Seamus catches a scent...and bolts!

All the shouting in the world won't bring him back—he's lost in the hunt; being in the company of humans is not terribly high on his priority list. Amy and I go back to the last place we saw him, and find a fresh paw print in the snow. We are now tracking a dog tracking a deer, long odds for us humans, but what choice do we have? After scrambling in the brush for ten minutes, the deer must have veered back toward us, because we saw a flash of white and brown. There was Seamus on full throttle. His big chest and his powerful strides convince us that there is Greyhound in his bountiful gene pool. We surround him and finally clamp on his leash, wondering if he is ultimately destined to return to the wild. He adapts, however, and joins us on the beach, chasing sticks like a normal dog, as we relax inside the triangle of our new nuclear family.

The New Nuclear Family, What Could go Wrong?

After returning later that day to civilized Traverse City, I noticed something odd while on poop patrol in the back yard. His evacuations were laden with animal fur for the next few days. It doesn't take a house call from the CSI team to solve this case; at some point during Seamus' hiatus off the leash he took advantage of his 00 moniker...license to kill.

License to Kill

A Handful w/Killer Looks—Seamus the Dog
This is the short history of a four year old South Carolina hunting hound, trying to adjust to suburban life in Northern Michigan. This dog never morphed into that fellow human addition to the family. Despite his charming ways under the roof, once outside he resumes his role as a seek-and-destroy killer with no conscience. He's great with humans, but lives to track down any other mammal, and snap its neck.
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Centerfold from Dog's Life
As an empty nester, it was high time I had a dog. My sister-in-law Ann runs a sophisticated rescue operation down in Aiken, SC, and had an interesting candidate, one she had vowed to find a home for. His name was Seamus. His owner Bob died after a prolonged illness, but had treated the Seamus regally after rescuing the hound from the shelter. Bob took Seamus to his summer home in Maine, outfitted him with his own life vest, and the two took long canoe rides across fresh water lakes. Bob was so enamored with this 60-pound athlete that he donated $65K to Ann's shelter. Ann also loved Seamus, but had two dogs of her own which kept occupied her family. Bob's dying wish was for Ann to find a home for Seamus, so she pitched Seamus to her sister Amy and me.


Another emigre from the planet Krypton?


I was captivated by the photos Ann sent from down south, Seamus catching tennis balls full extended, every muscle rippling in concert, or the serious hunting poses, complete with pointing paw and erect tail. Seamus was in his prime, just shy of his fourth birthday. My childhood was blessed by relationships with family dogs, and I was ready. Amy and I agreed to meet halfway, at their uncle's house in central Ohio, where we collected Seamus on my 60th birthday, February 4.

Seamus relocated the next day to Traverse City, Michigan. He had never seen snow before, and nervously bounded through it, bouncing up through drifts with all four paws airborne, completely flummoxed by this frozen white fluff. Neighbors stopped in their tracks watching the show. Indoors, Seamus lived up to all expectations, a southern gentleman who was a real charmer around the house. He never begged, but he spent most of his time staring out our windows at attention, focusing on everything that moved outdoors. He loved to go on walks, and we soon put him in a chest harness to reduce his pulling during. At the first thaw, we took him to the city's enclosed dog park, to let him stretch his legs.

He was a bit of a loner, choosing to play catch and fetch exclusively with us, his owners, and ignoring his fellow canines. But there was a persistent albino pitbull that wanted to challenge Seamus for his ball. Seamus barked muffled warnings, with the ball clenched in his teeth. Unaware of his impending peril, Albino ignored the warnings. Amy's sister Ann had mentioned that Seamus was "unpredictable" around unfixed male dogs, and to be aware. Ol' Whitey still had his two pink testicles, his whole being oozing testosterone, which Seamus clearly sensed.

If you were a fight promoter, you would probably rate the Albino Terrier a distinct favorite, with his bionic jaw and condensed muscularity. That is, unless the promoter had ever seen Seamus and his prowess at tearing flesh. About a minute after the first warning, Whitey persisted in his attempt at the tennis ball in Seamus' clenched teeth. Seamus dropped the ball and pounced, snapping violently about Whitey's short cropped head. Little specks of blood appeared. Amy and I used out boots to separate them, and we headed for the exit. Whitey foolishly followed.

I struggled with the leash as we headed the fifty feet to the fence gate, just as Whitey came back for more. My fumbling created just the opening Seamus needed to continue his jaw-snapping destruction of poor ol Whitey. While Amy and I kicked with all our force into Seamus' ribs, we saw how our hound used the leverage of his long and muscled neck to gain access to all parts of Whitey's head with his pterodactyl jaws. The fact that Amy and I wore boots instead of sneakers probably saved Whitey's life. We finally restored order, leashed up Seamus and scrambled back to the family Prius. I returned to the scene of the crime.

Apologizing profusely to Whitey's owner, we exchanged cell phone numbers. He was taking his gored guy, whose head now resembled a strawberry sundae, to the vet. We heard back within the hour, receiving several gory photos of Whitey's ravaged pate via text. The owner said the cuts were too jagged to be stitched, but needed to know if Seamus had a current rabies vaccination. Fortunately Ann had given us Seamus' papers, all in order.
Jagged Edge...TKO, Stopped on Cuts

We escaped without having to write any massive checks or deal with authorities, but a crucial lesson learned. Our casual life had just changed. Around other dogs, unfixed males in particular, Seamus is a freaking time bomb. This "southern gentleman," the absolute charmer around the house with all our human guests, should be wearing a tux and place a 00 in front of his name—License to Kill.




Thursday, June 8, 2017

Mountainy Claymation

Four manic days shoveling and grinding clay through a cloud of insects; We brought a good friend to help out and ended up locking him in the gravel pit for a night. I guess it's true—No good deed goes unpunished.

Who knows how much a yard and half of blue clay weighs? A few thousand shovelfuls I suppose. Brother Bill tried to ignore the buggy swarm on Day One, something along the lines of Julia Roberts in the second component of Eat, Pray, Love. It led to a face that appeared to have been through a car crash. A massive question emerges: Why endure such absurd extremes? The answer is pretty simple—helping return tennis to the club. Tennis has no boundaries; all genders and age groups are welcome. Most of my family plays tennis, which was a driving force in my four days of labor. Another motivation was the vision of a viable tennis scene returning the clubhouse to the hub of club activities.

The Process: STAGE I
1) Clear the boundaries of the original court from overhanging trees an shrubs; 2) rake, grind and roll the existing dirt and clay; 3) Dig out the encroaching vegetation, clear stubborn roots.

Old School
STAGE II
Shovel the 1.5 yards of blue clay that was deposited at the landing into wheelbarrows; dump the clay onto the Mountainy construction barge, float the clay to the clubhouse docl

Thank heavens for calm waters

STAGE III
Shovel the clay into construction buckets; truck it to the courts



STAGE IV
Integrate the new clay with the old; grind, rake, and roll.

Billy Rap on the makeshift tractor


Final product:

Roland Garros eat your heart out

This is not a finished product. As of the second week of June, there is more grinding and rolling required. There are perfunctory purchases required: Net post hardware; clay court brooms/brushes; sideline netting and posts. 

90 hours of labor, and a cash outlay for the clay, has already been contributed to the resurrection of the clubhouse tennis court. Club members interested in the completion of this project will be given the opportunity to contribute to the required purchases above.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Bonnie and Marilyn


                       
Bonnie Barnes


Marilyn Douglas



Marilyn Douglas was in rough shape. Her last attempt at cancer treatments had produced no results, and she had finally come to the realization that this would be the last year of her life.
           It was the first week of September, 1974, a work week shortened by Labor Day on Monday and a funeral on Friday. Yet another member from Marilyn’s circle of Middletown, Ohio friends, Marjorie Driscoll, had just succumbed to cancer. A day prior to Marjorie’s funeral, the terminal Marilyn Douglas was overcome by dread.
And then her very best sporting pal, Bonnie Barnes, another 40-something housewife from Middletown, was struck by inspiration.
“I didn’t think she’d have had a good time going to that funeral,” said Bonnie, who was a tennis star in her youth and had played on America’s biggest stage. “Then I found out that Chris Evert was playing Evonne Goolagong in the semifinals of the nationals at Forest Hills. So I thought—Wouldn’t that be something if we could go see that? That would be something she’d love to do; I didn’t think she’d have a good time going to that funeral.”
On Thursday of the darkest week of Marilyn’s life, her pal Bonnie picked up the phone and offered some light. “I called Marilyn and I said—How about going to New York?”
"What?" replied Marilyn. "I’ll call you back.”
Bonnie kept the phone in her hand and punched the number to TWA, making reservations on Friday’s first flight from Cincinnati to New York’s Laguardia airport, a mere five miles north of the stately West Side Tennis Club, America’s answer to Wimbledon. “I knew that my brother Barry MacKay would be able to get us tickets.”
Moments later Bonnie’s busy phone rang and she picked it up on the first ring. It was Marilyn, her voice upbeat for the first time in years. “Yes, I think I’ll do that.”
They didn’t have much to pack, and getting up with the early rising sun, they drove across the Ohio River to northern Kentucky and boarded TWA’s 727 for the ninety-minute flight east. They found the first waiting taxi, and twenty minutes later they had no trouble locating six foot three inch Barry MacKay, holding two precious tickets to the best match in women’s tennis.
Chrissy and Evonne; Showdown in Queens
Teen sensation Chris Evert was the reigning Wimbledon champ, but Australia’s 23-year-old Evonne Goolagong already possessed a Wimbledon and French title on her dossier. This would be a showdown of the highest order, young tennis royalty battling it out on the majestic stadium of the West Side Tennis Club. Threatening skies did little to dampen the spirits of the two happiest fans on the pristine lawns of Forest Hills.
Goolagong showed no respect for the Wimbledon champ in the first set, embarrassing Evert with a 6-0 bagel to open the match. The Florida temptress had no answer for Goolagong’s movement and clever placement. Up a break in the second set, it appeared that the Aboriginal Australian would dismiss America’s tennis maiden in straight sets in her native slam. And then the skies opened.
While an enormous green and yellow tarp was stretched across the stadium court, the players scrambled for cover, and Marilyn and Bonnie found themselves underneath the cavernous stadium, in the deep shadows, riding out the storm together. To some fans, a blowout match and a rain delay following a pricey flight on short sleep would cause spirits to sag, but not for these two. Marilyn was never caught without her sports database, and back in the 1970’s, data lived on print, of which she carried plenty.
If you looked deep enough into her shoulder bag you could find the full NFL Draft, the latest Major League baseball transactions, and a periodical that she never left home without.
“We found cover, and sure enough, Marilyn dragged out her Daily Racing Form, which she always carried with her,” said Bonnie, who happened to own a thoroughbred with a penchant for upsets. They looked at the next day’s races, which happened to feature Bonnie’s own filly Sarah Babe, who would be running in Kentucky. “She always went off at good odds,” said Bonnie, who made a mental note to call her horsey friend from Kentucky, George Smith.
America's Wimbledon, The Stately West Side Tennis Club
With another half hour to wait for the maintenance men to prep the court, the two women strolled the grounds of the venerable West Side Tennis Club, with its open-air dining patio overlooking the Grandstand court. That is where Bonnie had played Harlem sports pioneer Althea Gibson more than a decade prior.  “We walked around the clubhouse,” said Barnes. “To think that I had played there before. That was a treat for me.”


When they returned to the stadium for the resumption of match play, Goolagong had taken one of her characteristic “walkabouts,” and suffered a service break immediately. Back on serve, Wimbledon champion Evert was tenacious, forcing a second set tiebreak with her laser beam backhands down the line. She captured the tiebreak, leveling a match that prior to the rain delay, appeared to be a foregone conclusion.
Bonnie and Marilyn leaned forward and fully absorbed the match of the tournament, the two brightest lights in women’s tennis, battling on America’s grand stage. Leading 4-3 on serve in the ultimate set, Goolagong snuck into net and snared an easy volley over the unsuspecting Evert, snatching the only break of the set. She held over the demoralized Evert, and leapt for joy on the damp grass. The two young superstars shook hands from across the net as the ladies from Cincinnati grabbed their belongings.
Less than an hour later Bonnie and Marilyn were having dinner on the TWA return flight, still buzzing over the gripping match. Marilyn reached deep into her handbag and pulled out that day’s sports section from the Cincinnati Enquirer. There on the cover was a large picture of Reds pitching ace Don Gullet. Sparky Anderson's Reds would be hosting the first place Dodgers, skippered by the flamboyant Tommy Lasorda, in a showdown for National League supremacy. Gullett (15-9) would be facing Dodgers’ stopper Don Sutton (13-9) in a much-anticipated duel. Cincinnati trailed Los Angeles by three games heading into a three-game series at Riverfront. Pennant fever gripped the region, and it seemed that all of southern Ohio and northern Kentucky adored the Reds, known nationally as the Big Red Machine.
Best of Enemies: Sparky Anderson and Tommy Lasorda 
Of all her sports passions, baseball reigned supreme on the top of Marilyn’s chart. She and Bonnie both saw the headline, looked up from the paper and made eye contact at 30,000 feet. This night would not be ending any time soon.
Marilyn had a circle of well-connected baseball friends at home, and she made a bee-line for the pay phone while Bonnie collected her car. They jumped into the wood-panel wagon, and seventeen years before the film Thelma and Louise, these two women accelerated onto the freeway, determined to live out their own adventure. Marilyn’s phone call paid dividends at the box office, and they soon found their seats in the first deck, behind home plate, smack dab in the middle of a pennant race. “We had a good view,” said Bonnie. “We could see the whole game.”
The Reds had the most dynamic major league lineup of the 1970’s: Rose, Morgan, Bench and Perez, with the flamboyant flamethrower Don Gullett on the mound. The hated Dodgers were in town to settle the National League West once and for all. Bonnie looked for a hot dog vendor while Marilyn settled down to the business at hand. She took out a sharp pencil and began to fill out the lineups.
Murderers Row of MLB: Cincinnati's Big Red Machine
“Marilyn loved the Cincinnati Reds, and she loved to keep score,” said Bonnie, the memory still fresh 43 years later. Marilyn grimaced as she shaded three Dodgers runs in her scorecard, minutes after sitting down. The anti-Christ Steve Garvey had turned around a Gullet fastball, depositing it 400 feet away into the bleachers, and L.A. jumped to a 3-0 lead. But the Reds had a full nine innings to stage a comeback, and these two friends would be cheering hard until the 27th out.
The Reds pecked away every inning at L.A.’s future Hall-Of-Fame pitcher Don Sutton, collecting seven hits and three walks. In the third inning, the Reds dynamic second baseman Joe Morgan worked out a walk and then swiped second to ignite the locals. But Morgan expired on the basepaths, and as was so often the case in Sutton’s career, he weaseled out of each jam through seven innings; the Reds stranded a whopping 15 runners this night. Marilyn dutifully filled out every hit, run, and error, rooting intensely throughout this compelling contest. Finally, in the eighth inning, it appeared that Sutton and the Dodgers had finally lost their grip.
Little known Reds infielder Dan Driessen opened up the bottom of the 8th inning with his second hit of the night, a line drive pulled to right field that cleared the fence, a home run! Bonnie and Marilyn hugged amidst the revelry, as the Reds had shaved the lead to 3-1. Marilyn got back to scribbling and shading her scorecard; it would be a busy inning. 
Reds centerfielder Cesar Geronimo singled, and Dodgers’ manager Lasorda had finally seen enough, signaling for his bullpen ace Mike Marshall. Marilyn got it all down on paper, including a subsequent walk to pinch hitter Terry Crowley, which brought the winning run to the plate in the form of Ken Griffey. Marshall’s screwball confounded the elder Griffey, however, and Marilyn etched in a backwards “K” in the designated scorebox, signaling a called strike three to end the inning.
            She was lost in her work, health issues notwithstanding. Her scorecard meticulously logged every movement unfolding on the diamond before her. It is impossible to know if she sensed a parallel between her own life an that of her beloved team this night: both dealt a terrible blow much too early, both fighting on despite dire circumstances.
In the bottom of the 9th inning, Reds superstar Johnny Bench battled for 10 pitches before being plunked on the arm, happy to trade a bruise for his ticket to first base. One-on and one-out in the home team’s last frame. The Reds fans began clapping slowly, in unison, trying to will another homer to tie the game.
Popular first baseman Tony Perez would not be the hero this night, striking out for the second time to bring the Reds to their last out. Up came Driessen, the hero from the last inning. A 23-year-old from Hilton Head, South Carolina, Driessen was enjoying his first season as a full time player with the Reds. He was nearly anonymous in a lineup stocked with future Hall-of-Famers, but at this moment, all 51,000 fans were pulling for this dark-skinned man from the deep south.
The Dodgers crafty Marshall fed him a diet of screwballs, but Driessen kept fouling them off, prolonging both his at-bat and the life of his team. On the twelfth pitch, Driessen cued the ball along Riverfront’s synthetic turf. It appeared to pick up speed as it bounded into left field between Dodgers shortstop Bill Russell and third baseman Ron Cey. Bonnie and Marilyn joined the packed house in a spontaneous dance, jumping and jiving as the game had taken on new life. A potential game-ending ground ball had escaped danger, and resulted in the tying run on base.
Deep into a September pennant chase, the home-town Reds were running out of games in which to catch the Dodgers. A loss would expand LA’s lead and click off another precious calendar date. Driessen’s gutsy plate appearance had halted the clock, adding another at-bat to their game, and their season. 
Up next was the mercurial George Foster, the man who could swat a ball 500 feet in one instant, and look helplessly overmatched the next. Sadly for the packed house in Riverfront Stadium, on this appearance Foster was the latter. When he meekly swung and missed at Marshall’s final offering, the Riverfront party abruptly ended. Bonnie waited patiently for Marilyn to add up the totals and make her last scorecard entries. It was her last pennant race, and she would not leave before crossing every t and dotting each i.
It was a somber ride home for the two best friends, the morning adrenaline replaced by the pendulum swing of harsh realities. It was midnight when Bonnie dropped off Marilyn at her home on Fleming road. Their bond, already strong before this remarkable day, had intensified. Bonnie walked her to the door, a full 18 hours after picking her up.
“That was a pretty good day Marilyn,” said Bonnie.
“It was wonderful,” said Marilyn.
And with that Bonnie returned to her car and drove home. She made one last mental note before shutting her eyes on a night for the scrapbook.
When she woke up at nine, she picked up her bedside phone, punching out a long distance number she knew by heart. By two o’clock the results were in from the third race at Latonia Park in northern Kentucky. Sarah Babe had won outright, at the long odds that Marilyn had dug out of the Daily Racing Form during that rain delay under the Forest Hills Stadium. Bonnie hadn’t forgotten to place bets for both of them that morning. Although they didn’t need the affirmation, Marilyn and Bonnie were winners that weekend, and every dollar spent on their sports fantasy—the plane tickets, the cab fare, the meals and the baseball tickets—were covered in full by their winnings at the track.

"Sarah Babe," Bonnie and Marilyn's Meal Ticket

Marilyn Douglas died of cancer 11 months later. The Make-A-Wish foundation would not be founded for another five years, but its premise was fulfilled on that magical day in 1974. Instead of attending a funeral for a friend that was to be her destiny in less than a year, Marilyn mingled with sports royalty in New York and lived through a lusty pennant race in America’s heartland, all financed from following up a hunch on a hot horse. Make-A-Wish, indeed.